it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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