I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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