I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I think I just shit out all my problems.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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