You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
it's like iHOP with fire
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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