Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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