All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.