Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night