It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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