I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
