Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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