porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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