The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
PS: I just woke up from my shower
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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