What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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