Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I am naked and annoyed.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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