Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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