Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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