So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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