i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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