Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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