but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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