Christians are straight up FREAKS
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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