check it out our google latitudes are spooning
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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