That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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