can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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