You're completely useless in the revolution.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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