i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
