Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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