yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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