That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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