that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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