it wasn't lemon gatorade
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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