trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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