she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm both gender and math confused
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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