margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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