started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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