Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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