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• (216): View more from Ohio

  when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account

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  damn...impressive bar tab

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  no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer

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  That Cesar Milan is captivating

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.

  (212): View more from New York

  i hate you

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (650): View more from California

  Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?

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• (585): View more from New York

  WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who

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