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  sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.

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  (269): sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house. http://tfl.nu/i822
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.

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  (248): New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people. http://tfl.nu/cghq
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  (905): View more from Toronto

  he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"

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  (905): he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine" http://tfl.nu/dcrf
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  (907): View more from Alaska

  Tell me the dirtiest joke you know

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  Sarah Palin

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  god, I love you

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  (907): Tell me the dirtiest joke you know (1-907): Sarah Palin (907): god, I love you http://tfl.nu/fmd4
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.

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  (314): I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it. http://tfl.nu/3rlt
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  (607): View more from New York

  My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.

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  (607): My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good. http://tfl.nu/t7su
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  (702): View more from Nevada

  I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.

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  (702): I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat. http://tfl.nu/7ors
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  (757): View more from Virginia

  Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot

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  (757): Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot http://tfl.nu/bsih
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  Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other

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  (703): Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other http://tfl.nu/yr17
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  (503): View more from Oregon

  i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running

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  (503): i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running http://tfl.nu/ar86
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.

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  (248): Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/p2ln
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  (727): View more from Florida

  I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help

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  (727): I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help http://tfl.nu/aa2d
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  (218): View more from Minnesota

  Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.

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  (218): Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning. http://tfl.nu/ybgs
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  (240): View more from Maryland

  IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP

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  (240): IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP http://tfl.nu/h0d2
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  (860): View more from Connecticut

  We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.

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  (860): We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving. http://tfl.nu/26in
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