she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Canadian or clown?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.