I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
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