I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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