yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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