as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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