He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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