Please, let me fuck your mom
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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