Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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