have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
kristin has been a bad kristin
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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