: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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