I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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