Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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