Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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