Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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