Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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