Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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