just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I just gargled with NyQuil
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That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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