didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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