How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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