fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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