Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
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gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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