I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
