Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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