I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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