Don't make out with my wife yet
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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