Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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