yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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